Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting
How you do that
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
Big Sur, California - Camping here was easily the most beautiful part of our road trip