I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
Originality is not dead
"this ones big..and this one, this one is really big… and the last one? this last one is so big"
"When I leave this world, I ain’t owing nobody nothing."
Orange Is the New Black