shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
This literally does not happen
You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.
I like when someone becomes a part of your daily routine. It’s nice to talk to someone who wants to talk to you just as much without anything feeling forced.
You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina
there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies
ONE OF MY FAV SCENES
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come