turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

rissalady:

I like when someone becomes a part of your daily routine. It’s nice to talk to someone who wants to talk to you just as much without anything feeling forced.

Wait for someone who tells strangers about you.
Vodka thoughts #1  (via unlively)
frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

draw-yourmind:

onlythestrongx3:


This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina

HOW

Bernini, yall.

draw-yourmind:

onlythestrongx3:

This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina

HOW

Bernini, yall.

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

genderpunkrock:

oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies

getabducted:

ONE OF MY FAV SCENES

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come