thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

mexironiandcheese:

Originality is not dead

mexironiandcheese:

Originality is not dead

illkim:

Turn-ons: Boys

Interests: Boys

Hobbies: Boys

Dislikes: Boys

sunshinychick:

"this ones big..and this one, this one is really big… and the last one? this last one is so big"

sunshinychick:

"this ones big..and this one, this one is really big… and the last one? this last one is so big"

redsuspenders:

PEPIS
jewist:

"When I leave this world, I ain’t owing nobody nothing."
Orange Is the New Black Jenji Kohan

jewist:

"When I leave this world, I ain’t owing nobody nothing."

Orange Is the New Black 
Jenji Kohan