theyellowbrickroad:

i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.
(via iamnotthesociopath)

vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant