selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

set—myworld—ablaze:

ninetween:

diickhead:

makes a man go broom broom

SHUT UP YOU DID NOT

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety you need to watch this

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

miraguey:

That’s a weird looking fish

miraguey:

That’s a weird looking fish

sappling:

wunbigz:

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

white boy: nice nice so what color’s your bra ;)

me: red like the blood of my oppressed ancestors

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

menthuthuyoupi:

"hey beyoncé can you take this pic of us thanks"

menthuthuyoupi:

"hey beyoncé can you take this pic of us thanks"

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2014

80slove:

1990

80slove:

1990

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show