marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety you need to watch this
makes a man go broom broom
SHUT UP YOU DID NOT
*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*
That’s a weird looking fish
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
white boy: nice nice so what color’s your bra ;)
me: red like the blood of my oppressed ancestors
somebody needs to fucking kiss me
treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins
"hey beyoncé can you take this pic of us thanks"
straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2014
This is the whole show